Sorry.

Man, I can’t wait to see all these new characters I fall in love with become victims of almost total genocide. 

“Yes, there’s all the good stuff you’d expect out of a fantasy adventure—foreboding portents, evil machinations, heroes uniting on an epic quest to resist the evil threatening the land”

Can any adult justify a $600 toy purchase ever?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Unless one of the teams or athletes involved in the competition is wearing kit that says “USA”, the anthem has *no* place at sporting events.

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

For the time being, you actually can. Assuming this is protected NLRA Section 7 activity (which is very debatable but still a color able argument), Purple Communications, Inc., 361 NLRB 1050 (2014), held that employees who have been granted access to work electronic communication methods (mainly e-mail, but Slack…

“Walmart is a company that has always placed its associates and customers first”

I think the great shame of io9 merging into Gizmodo is now I have to share the environment with a bunch of disaffected tech bros and Libertarian snotrags.

How does that boot taste?

Shooting yourself in the foot and then running a marathon does not mean you are impressive. You’re still the fool who shot yourself in the foot.

What are they paying you for these glowing reviews?

The final season was hot garbage no matter how much you try to sugar coat it.

I’m aware they were self-imposed, and it doesn’t make the season any less impressive.

You do realize that the time/episode constraints were self-imposed, right?  Martin wanted to keep it going.  HBO wanted to keep it going.  D&D said no.

A GTI will be a little slower than an R but much of that is due to the added weight of $15,000 still in the drivers pocket.