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Can I volunteer to do some anyway?

follow your bliss

Have you cooked food on the engine while driving?

i fear my username on Jalopnik no longer applies to me... i own an S2000 and an LS400 (i mean i also have a speed3, but shes for sale)... does this mean im now required to change my username?

Sorry Justin

I love the Jalopnik staff. That is all.

My name is Justus so I’m doomed in life to be called Justin. Happy Birthday

WRX STI engine into a Karmann Ghia.

California, no? You can lanesplit there.

(I think this GIF might be Jason’s fault, but it’s perfect.)

In honor of Justin T. (what’s that stand for? Telemachus?) Westbrook’s birthday: was his job application basically “I LOVE JAMES BOND LEMME WRITE ABOUT JAMES BOND FOR YOU PLS” ?

Nicest perk you’ve ever gotten while doing a review for a manufacturer, full disclosure now.

Oppo shares ever coming back?

When are you guys going to come on an off-road camping type adventure in Mexico with me?

Fellow New Yorker here...what is your favorite “Hey I see this one car around New York all the time!” car?

Do you Jalops like boats

Please do not steal Raph’s beetle

One time I read one of Justin’s articles and thought to myself “Hey, that was okay writing”. Ah, the memories Justin and I share.

“Handle the load of the law” sounds like a eyerolling line from a really bad porno flick.