What if it was 5 years less in exchange for your left hand?

Interesting, and thank you! Keep in mind, the specification that it’s a ‘64 Mustang is Steven’s own recollection which is...not perfect.

It’s a great idea for anyone to have access to free birth control, contraceptives, sexual education, and home economics so that they can regulate their own reproductive health as they so choose.

I was going to go to the movies this afternoon, but there’s nothing out there as dramatic as the responses to this take are going to be.

So there is a way to get free birth control from the gov’t?

That sound you hear is dozens of networks scrambling to set up a reality show.

Yeah, nothing more fucking hilariously ironic than someone saying people making minimum wage are the lucky ones with all the breaks in life.

That sucking up and bowing to business argument only works for idiotic GOP voters. But it seems to have worked on you.... hmmmm.

In that case, get a Toyota “Oh, What a Feeling!”

I am betting something that is premium, luxury or over the top 4x4 hardcore for the extreme terrain of Pittsburgh.

I’ll counter point this by saying he could sell the Nitro and buy a Miata, hardtop, Helms repair manual, and a socket wrench set and come out even.

How to politely disassemble those views:

Why? Six years to get a bachelors’ degree might not be “on schedule”, but it’s not exactly uncommon. I know several “4 year” degrees that actually take five after the mandatory internship or co-op. It’s easy to wind up with an extra year on top of that by taking one fewer class each semester, or taking summers off.

I asked a co-worker earlier why he would vote to increase his personal tax burden in exchange for cutting taxes on the top 10%. Literally said, “well one day, I hope to be in that tax bracket” and “you don’t want to kill innovation”. This, from a dude who is actually pretty capable, at least as far as managing people.

-Typical conversation with GOP politicians on this issue.

This all could have been avoided if the truck had a gun.

Life is too short to drive boring cars.

LMAO first thing I thought of. The need to “feel more adult” always makes me laugh. If you’re graduating from college, you’re 20+ years old. You ARE an adult.

This is the right answer. This car has middle manager with 3 kids all over it.

Oops, we got caught planting evidence. To make it right, you only have to serve three years in prison.