People are taking this ‘no spoilers’ thing way too far.

At this point, if a mediocre joke in a made-for-TV movie is going to get you worked up, just don’t use the internet, or talk to any children.

Truly, the only right and just action to have taken would have been to not sign the NDA, not taken $250,000 and then subjected herself to the inevitable lifetime of harassment and verbal abuse from the army of deluded stans that Musk collects like Pokemon whilst still being shitcanned by the guy who sexually harassed…

Is buying silence consistent with supporting free speech?

We’re pointing out that a free speech champion probably wouldn’t (1) buy someone’s silence and (2) if they did, would probably let that person out of that deal without consequences so the person could talk about a matter that has already been made public.

Thrice-divorced father of seven who rambles about woke libs and harasses flight attendants blames everybody else for his terribleness.

Truly, bold new ground in the long and storied history of basic ass masculinity.

We’re like three days out from an angry rant filmed from the dash of one of his taped together cyber…

If your ideological position is that the free exchange of ideas will produce the best outcome, why are you paying people to not tell the world you’re a sexually harassing creep?

Found the Tesla owner

Oh, he stopped and thought.  It’s calculated.  Dude’s trying to be the figurehead of a loose agglomeration of friendless 4Chan dorks, so he has to keep making a spectacle of himself with puerile “hot takes” like this.

It’s too bad that people like Peterson don’t fucking bother to stop and think about what the actual point/meaning/usefulness of sharing their opinion on something as subjective as beauty actually is. I, personally, prefer thick over thin, but “Who the fuck cares about my opinion?” is exactly what I ask myself before …

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.  If you’re not personally interested, move along!  No one is coming to your house to force you to love a certain way, except for conservatives.  What a boring world we would live in if everyone enjoyed exactly the same thing.

I laugh so hard about how angry people get with their master chief thoughts.

You’re not understanding how this works. “Keep YOUR politics out of video games; not mine.”

Fat, dumb, American, Karen-haircut. A living stereotype, calling someone a stereotype with not a hint of self-awareness or irony in her vapid gelatinous head.

“I have been called a nasty white woman, my children and occupation have been brought up and my white privilege has been mentioned solely to degrade my opinions,” her statement says.

Those who know my heart know I would NEVER ever use someone’s race to degrade them.

Can’t wait for the handful of crypto dorks to roll in here talking about how Kotaku never says anything nice about NFTs and no one understand their potential except for them and it’s all so unfair because how are they ever going to become fake crypto Pokémon pyramid scheme landlords if people know that it’s just a…

“and, um, this one looks like it’s covered in cartoon cum”

And most importantly, moments of levity do in fact exist in courtrooms. So if you feel any flatulence coming on, as is fairly common in moments of extreme stress, take my advice and wait until its quiet before employing the “let it rip” technique. Make no facial expressions, don’t turn your head, and watch as everyone…

Don’t you worry your little head.

The republican party is a terrorist organization and a dire threat to national security.