Yes, Dorsey, who actually knows what he’s doing, is coming for Musk.

He should ask Alex Jones what happens when you publicly and knowingly tell lies, but don’t have Rupert Murdoch to pay the legal bills.

“What channel is the Twitter on? I’m missing Tucker’s show!”

Or an organization that's nothing close to state media abandoning Twitter because it was labeled as state media. 

Most of his Fox audience has to call their grandchildren to ask them how to use the computer box. Good luck getting them to find him on Twitter.

Everyone is allowed on Twitter- unless you’re an Indian critical of their government, or a person tweeting public information about airplanes, or a journalist reporting on that tweeting, or...

You can see FRED in action in with what is by far the jauntiest free music ever to grace a 1:30 of a traffic light in action

we have to reward good behavior to encourage it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like how the meme says nobody cares that NYT said they won’t pay, only for pissbaby Elon to show how much he truly does care by throwing a fit and removing that one specific account’s checkmark out of spite.

Musk isn’t qualified to run a lemonade stand, let alone multiple large companies.

In fact, the Kardashians couldn’t even destroy the planet of Bajor, much less Angela White and Jordyn Woods!

How the fuck does this company run? Like, mechanically?

lol

“we’re not for Medicaid expansion in Mississippi.”

And let’s not forget the Helium shortage.

Only if they can produce soy beans with mammary glands.

They did that already.

I starred you only because I want to hear more about your economic theory of being a cunt.

Great, more phishing schemes to look out for.

“Warning: I’m gonna unabashedly gush about Brendan Fraser.”