Tropico allows you to secure a portion of your island’s yearly income into a personal Swiss bank account. Not exactly Boss but its a start.

The first 20 seconds remind me of the international school by my apartment at child pick-up hour.

She is an ultra-badass as Mace.

Definitely less public.

Isn't hurting anyone? She had to go to Canada for fear of her life. Take your other-side craptrap and set it alight

So long as you can own some libs, or something 

“And if you press forward on the joystick, he walks. He WALKS people! This is a new generation of gaming!”

Yep, I can definitely wait to get exploited by a digital horse.

Blah blah blah, bargain-basement Lex Luthor paid someone to silence them about his lack of self-control; hypocrite. The offer is the issue, not the acceptance.

You’re completely ignoring the fact that Mr. FreeSpeech payed hush-money.

He’s right though, Chief does not fuck...

If your jizz looks like melted marshmallows, I’d suggest visiting a doctor.

I found a few in Atlanta and definitely determined they were NOT any type of bomb.

Sadly no Half-Life 3

If I drop money

TIL this is a thing, and there is a door cup film adhesive.

You misspelled retard

The first rule about coke orgies is you don’t talk about coke orgies.

If he’s got a mailbox at it he better be paying property taxes on it. Off with that loophole bullshit, this chump will pay his taxes like everyone else.

They make it even more obvious when you point this out to them.