I was there, the party was 6/10 at best.

Oh man oh man I know this... A decade-plus ago I lived on a street with an identical name as a more-accessible and familiar street a block away. They were supposed to be connected at some point and become, you know, one street but for reasons that didn’t happen. The only difference were the house numbers. I had…

More pointless than the stealth sections of Triangle Quest 9.

The ashes could be on a beta version of a new SpaceX rocket.

Bingo. Talk is cheap, if you give to or vote Republican you are PROVING you don’t care one iota for equality.

That might make more sense if most pro-lifers weren’t also anti-contraception. They just want to shut down sex for anyone who isn’t them, because if they aren’t having great sex no one should.

Christian In Name Only

Bioshock meets Alien Isolation with a Final Fantasy soundtrack?

Life is terminal.

Being cheated is asking for and paying for a large combo and getting a small. An ambiguous order is hardly being cheated.

Meanwhile I’m really wanting the full backstory treatment of the snake-oil salesman from Pete’s Dragon.

God planned to get him out of the legislature with this bizarre stunt, I can’t complain about that.

Mayo? Its pronounced raisins friend

An ex of mine was an extreme example. The only condiment she would even pronounce was ketchup. Mustard was just “m” and mayo was not to be named or even addressed in her presence. It was weird, and very off-putting every time we were trying to find somewhere to go out to eat.

Then they decided they wanted to punish the building for not being tall enough.

I’m sure there’s already a Facebook post out there from this aggrieved manchild lamenting his poor situation... something something misunderstanding, something something witch hunt, something something cancel culture.

Look on the bright side, you actually might be able to finish a game of Monopoly.

I saw Anal Battle first, sounded like a much cooler game.

I’m surprised the Kardashians haven’t yet collapsed into a black hole with the self-absorption going on in that orbit.

99% sure there’s a line-item in his budget for that too.