Adds to the inconveniences of these temporarily-inconvenienced millionaires.

“In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.”

His favorite movie is Tango & Cash.

Who says people aren’t? This article is about Activision-Blizzard, not AT&T or JP Morgan or whomever.

Cripes! That’s Drew Carey?!?!

Consequence Culture got you down? Well there’s an easy secret fix! Simply think before you speak. Ok, maybe not so easy with these clowns.

Whut is a gen-z and why are they fighting millenniums?

A wall of dildos.

I’m getting the distinct impression that they did quit some time ago, rather the Queen is still bellyaching “you can’t quit, you’re fired!”

If she accidentally leaked her phone number, “her” being one of the 9 guys who killed the bill, I bet it’d get picked back up real quick.

Endgame: Ted never comes back to Texas.

$5 on Tom Jones

Someone else already suggested X Minus One, which is as good if not better than Dimension X in my opinion. Further, if you like thrillers Archive.org also has the entire run of Suspense! 20 gigs of mp3 action.

Two words: Superman 3.

Never get engaged when an agent is involved.

When you can willingly deny actual video evidence of you saying an unpopular thing like Cheetolini did regularly I guess it comes with the territory.

I eat too many leafy greens and I’m prevented from even riding the bus.

OS/2

Yet another turd who completely misunderstands the nuance of party history in the US.

IKR, I have a friend who said the same thing and I know he didn’t vote Dem when the shoe was on the other foot.