Being cheated is asking for and paying for a large combo and getting a small. An ambiguous order is hardly being cheated.

Torgue.

Meanwhile I’m really wanting the full backstory treatment of the snake-oil salesman from Pete’s Dragon.

All the while having none of the charisma.

Of course he’s wearing a fedora.

God planned to get him out of the legislature with this bizarre stunt, I can’t complain about that.

Mayo? Its pronounced raisins friend

An ex of mine was an extreme example. The only condiment she would even pronounce was ketchup. Mustard was just “m” and mayo was not to be named or even addressed in her presence. It was weird, and very off-putting every time we were trying to find somewhere to go out to eat.

Then they decided they wanted to punish the building for not being tall enough.

No Overdrawn at the Memory Bank or... gasp... Space Mutiny? For shame!

Something tells me he doesn’t need much more at all.

I’m sure there’s already a Facebook post out there from this aggrieved manchild lamenting his poor situation... something something misunderstanding, something something witch hunt, something something cancel culture.

algorithmic funbucks

Look on the bright side, you actually might be able to finish a game of Monopoly.

Bingo. There’s a special shirt that is used with the first model that you’d slip the device into; the pocket was at the top of the rear collar.

I saw Anal Battle first, sounded like a much cooler game.

I’m surprised the Kardashians haven’t yet collapsed into a black hole with the self-absorption going on in that orbit.

99% sure there’s a line-item in his budget for that too.

Adds to the inconveniences of these temporarily-inconvenienced millionaires.

A fool and his money something something