“In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.”

Next: Texas bans all North Face products in the state.

His favorite movie is Tango & Cash.

Who says people aren’t? This article is about Activision-Blizzard, not AT&T or JP Morgan or whomever.

Twas

Obligatory Skynet comment.

Cripes! That’s Drew Carey?!?!

Consequence Culture got you down? Well there’s an easy secret fix! Simply think before you speak. Ok, maybe not so easy with these clowns.

Jeff Clout of BrainHub.

Whut is a gen-z and why are they fighting millenniums?

Meanwhile I’m lucky if I get more than a couple years out of USB memory sticks.

A wall of dildos.

I’m getting the distinct impression that they did quit some time ago, rather the Queen is still bellyaching “you can’t quit, you’re fired!”

If she accidentally leaked her phone number, “her” being one of the 9 guys who killed the bill, I bet it’d get picked back up real quick.

Endgame: Ted never comes back to Texas.

$5 on Tom Jones

Counterpoint: sprinkles definitely have a flavor. I eat them straight from the can-- they are a desert, they don’t need to be an accessory.

And get around IDS systems specifically looking for this type of unauthorized traffic?

No corporate firewall on the planet has ever noticed its Lenovo laptops shooting data out to random servers?

Don’t blame anyone else for you having your head in the wrong place.