Seriously, this whole situation is terrible and he manages to find a way to somehow make it all about him.

This is news? I fully expected this.

All because of a book written by man 2000 years ago.

Your ear’s holding it wrong!

Leak that shit to the press, the juicy bits anyway. Let the “court of public opinion” run all the way through the election.

What’s the best way to get someone to look the other way? Accuse them of what you know you’re already guilty of!

Something tells me she won’t for much longer.

Bless your heart.

Is this some sort of AirBNB tangent?

Now I have an image in my head of diving to push an on-fire pope out of the way of a speeding truck.

4/10 troll harder next time

I see we’re twinners.

What about Pong? I got this awesome new game for Christmas and I’m still trying to figure out which button activates the laser blasters.

Seriously, her asymmetric resting bitch face totally precedes her.

I’m clinically dead and get way more action than she does.

Well said!

Eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back!

And here I thought it was just me!

Nah man, Zebroids dude, Zebroids are where its at!

Thanks Phyllis Schlafly!