I’m waiting for her to start talking about her black friends.

Much harder to scapegoat the issues that way.

Thots and preyers

I think it depends on the location, or perhaps the franchisee? Friends of mine have definitely been served while on a bicycle through the drive-thru late night.

Zing!

Whataboutism leads to a very tiny penis, you know that?

you sound threatened triggered bro

Aw crap, you captured my affair!

What do you think they were doing? They were TRYING to fix it.

If you don’t like a video game company that flaunts equal employment rules then change it from the inside or have the law do it for you.

If your actual name is Silas you’re probably doomed to failure like this.

I somewhat revel in the fact that they’re damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

The other night a woman in Elk River, Minnesota

What if he really is a shitface tho?

Nail on the head there.

Going to a Friendsgiving on the 29th and I’m totally bringing one of these, along with a sane dish.

They seem to love flipping everyone else off while driving.

No, just no... Twinkies are perfect just as they are, there is no reason to ever mess with perfection.

Praise him!

I have to applaud the self-awareness you have, and I hope you find the peace we all often deserve and rarely receive.