As long as the wolf is MY wolf everything’s just fine!

Root out corruption by... participating head-first in corruption? Interesting tactic.

I’m dying to know what brand of prune juice he drinks, inquiring minds wanna know!

Seriously, not killing someone is somehow an impossible standard now?

Yugest hands...

Can’t wait to see what ammosexual twat wears these to “own the triggered snowflakes”

The US military-industrial complex seem to be missing from your list...

Hairy or shaved? Cuz hairy’s the only way I’d be able to identify my own junk let alone someone else’s.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Oh God, this really is sad.

So am I watching that boring video.

Have you been to Pittsburgh? That head is only like average size there

Those chicken patties look surprisingly unlike chicken.

Sure thing there, snowflake.

If you add defenestrate to that last I’m throwing you out a damn window.

Eh the name matters not, I’ll give it a go.

I’d help fund a conversion camp to turn anyone into Bruce Campbell.

WTF, this is fine but The Hunt isn’t?

Hey, its my constitutional right to demand a chicken sandwich with a gun!

Oh, you’re one of THOSE