Chemtrails man

There has to be a three-strikes-then-bury-this-fuckhead rule out there somewhere.

Shit, now they’re blaming China for Trump’s fuckosity. The fact that he failed econ101 is totally lost on them.

Can’t we just shoot this guy already?

I wouldn’t touch him with Trump’s toadstool... or maybe I would, then I’d film it, then sell it to the Enquirer.

This story is awesome and made my day, if only to remind me of my ancient days of paintball, thanks!

Not-entirely-unrelated, I’m friends with a guy who fucked Wendy.

At the same time, you have to own your bad apples too.

The fuck are you talking about?

Ha was going to bring this up, very happy I didn’t have to

He could compete with Gavin McInnes in the anti-chin olympics.

This guy is so much a “Curt”

I hope this jackhole spends the rest of his life perpetually offended.

She did tell the cop it had been broken for some time and she’d planned to fix it for about as long.

At least they got the... awkward... description correct.

With the extended warranty.

This is the sixth seal, I read about it in the Bible somewhere.

Provided they’re artisanal, gluten-free, free-range, small batch and fair trade I’m in!

Add mayonnaise and yes, yes it is

This was my thought too.