“Gotta love your grandma!” -Said by me and several bartender friends.

In the back of my mind I’m still thinking it was an intentional and very well done inside job.

The “its not racist because science” mental gymnastics schtick is becoming very tiresome.

You win.

Admittedly he simply ordered a DoorDash from Arlington for that experimentation.

Was going to point this out too, like WTF?

Adding raisins to their homemade potato salad.

Yep, these are the same milquetoasts who, when given a gun, couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn if their cholesterol level depended on it.

Well that was a whole lotta words to say absolutely nothing.

Seriously. Its the only reason Dr. Oz is somehow a thing.

Or the One Million Moms and their constant need to find SOMETHING to rail against.

According to him, those who don’t like him aren’t real people with real rights or are deserving of choices. Quite simple (more appropriately shameful) really

I try to find my wife-beater with the least amount of stains on it.

My Stradivarius!!!

Douche-level pedantry.

overly greasy

Fuck Mary Mac’s but the Varsity is the bomb. I could eat a hundred chili burgers every day and still not be tired of them. And the fries, the fries...

Could be worse, she could be anti-vax.

I’ll guard the door for you.