James St. James

Sam has dysentery.

I think that’s actually John Romero but Kojima is a close second.

What, no spooge?

they just want to be able to fuck a lot of women, brag about it, feel good about it.

You really have to wonder how many of them actually have mothers.

It is the complete pits when someone else’s projection turns into your problem.

Hey, quit holding-back on dem french-fried taters!

Long ago I left a company 2 months before my 7-year sabbatical was scheduled to vest, because of the abusiveness of my boss. I let HR know that was the reason why (and I had another offer from another company and didn’t want to wait 2 months and likely lose this opportunity). So I left.

You really have to try to fuck-up a hot dog.

We’ve turned this brand around

Hey, even a stopped clock throws-up at the idea of a naked Giuliani twice a day!

Covfefe!

Trump couldn’t fill Pee Wee’s jockstrap.

9/10 too much (correct) punctuation

RC is amazing, and made in my home state!

Your personal beliefs will not change reality.

Boom, ouch

Dammit now I’m hungry.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the entire family is self-hating.