The yards, oh man the yards in the ‘burbs.

I have a pro-life uncle and every year I donate to Planned Parenthood in his name and give him the receipt / thank-you card at Christmas time.

Supervillain is an asshole with a bunch of money. 

I personally don’t understand how someone can live in the sticks, 10 miles from the nearest human where their closest companions are 4-legged and shit everywhere.

an acquired taste

Ride Share apps amount to stealing from drivers

I don’t like the idea of some stranger talking to my Doritos Locos tacos before I do.

There are definitely times immediately after eating some Taco Bell that I’d wished I’d had a boxcutter for an impromptu reversal.

Laws that are explicitly positioned to be not enforced? Not sure exactly

it’d take a special flavour of jerk

If the WMATA employee did lose her job I’d bet cash money Tynes wouldn’t lose sleep about it.

A fool jingoist and his money are easily parted.

...and getting paid for it...

Every person you’ve ever seen come out of a Portajohn.

Where this country is headed, this will be the only entertainment in a few years.

Cool story there, fatty tough tits

Interesting the same group telling us to quickly look the other way were screaming Benghazi for 3 years straight.

Honestly if you have to gloat about your tools to prevent in-game spending then any position you’re arguing for is inherently disadvantaged.

Oh man, I died