Holy hell he has a sixhead

Designed exclusively for smaller hands!

Awesome!!

If that means they have to cut certain components like terrible afterthought multiplayer I am 1000% onboard.

Have you seen the crap they pass for remedies on Goop?

Yep, so an apology is entirely reasonable and appropriate.

Pro-Trump political donors get scammed, money doesn’t go to pro-Trump candidates.

Sorry your pee pee is so small.

Do you try at being terrible or does it just come naturally to you?

Those shoulders...

If they’re public about it, abso-fucking-lutely!

Fighter jets that don’t even work correctly.

Oh the slow-motion face memes...

David Nunes’ Malignant Left Gonad.

Buying a used Ruckus Wireless AP off of eBay can help in crowded environments. They have a background scanning feature that constantly monitors the wireless environment and then changes the channel to best-fit the circumstances. Works like a dream in the crowded airwaves of my apartment complex.

Incel for $1000 Alex

Kicking Odin’s ass after a thousand failed attempts in Final Fantasy Legends II

Boo fucking hoo

Starting a new religion is just a Seattleite’s way of saying “Hi!”

Dressing fabulously and having amazing dinner parties?