Subgenius.

I know this guy, he masturbates in the first floor public restrooms at my office building.

Oh my God Miller, please Miller!

Interesting way of comparing apples to an itchy taint.

Hell I probably saw you there! I went to the ones at the Cobb Civic Center and the Oakbrook Parkway convention center practically monthly through most of the 90s.

Generally true, though Paranoia specifically requires this AND makes it fun!

Wow, Alanis be looking rough these days!

Perhaps I’m old-fashioned but kindly load SimAnt as you escort yourself off my lawn.

Not GOP, but Nestle said just that.

happens literally everywhere

Better hidden perhaps.

I’d rather they just burn Tesla to the ground.

Apologists gonna apologist.

The best part is the “must have” doesn’t even work correctly, like many things in this country.

lighten up Francis

Gotta admit though, that graph is pretty!

Kansas shouldn’t have ANY senators. Senators should be distributed based on the number of teeth available in the respective populace.

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There needs to be a legitimate clearinghouse that I can subscribe to on an ad-hoc or recurring basis, where I purchase a certain number of article-credits. These credits are then used to purchase stories at most major online news outlet. I don’t want to subscribe to half a dozen services, but I wouldn’t mind spending…

Being poor means Jesus hates you or some such et al.