I have my rich served in cones. Only cones.

long list of crimes by Hillary

Yeah, the last-linked article mentions a protective order was filed by Ms. Rose.

Puig is currently #1 on my biggest-douche-in-baseball list.

dafuq

Lol “aren’t easily murdered.” I’ve seen you Righties shoot, you sausage-fingered fucks couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn at twenty feet if your cholesterol level depended on it.

I didn’t think Trump had the time to post on AVClub

Scooter-ers, the vegans of the pedestrian world.

My God, what kind of jackass can’t even human properly?

You’re arguing a theory that can’t work in practice, and you’re doing it in such a pedantic way as to be a total douche about it. So yeah, I don’t like your “tone”

Wow, what an incredibly smug position to take. Your empathy is truly boundless

You really need to sit down and examine why you’re incapable of empathy brother, for your own sake.

I say, both, stop being a victim and look at where the law is bad, don’t look to where you can make it *more* restrictive against certain groups, but not others.

My god this is beautiful

Or, wait, I would be a victim of racism, if I were black. Because there were rules, widely enforced, that you had to buy something or you couldn’t stay there and I chose not to follow them? This is victim shit, pure and simple.

Awesome, I’ve always wanted the caller to think I was trapped inside a burrito

While I agree I doubt the vast majority of these purchases fit that use description.

I’d like to think this is genius-level trolling on Giuliani’s part, then I remember he’s Rudy Giuliani and, nah, he’s just a total idiot.

The only man alive who has to double-fist a White Castle.

Now the Collector has an analyst and a therapist, a veritable analrapist