the-13th-python
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the-13th-python

Lemme guess, you’re one of those types who call women “females”

Nah, my GameBoy Color still plays my selection of games quite nicely. Only thing I’ve needed to replace are the batteries.

Not an easy task either, though Pruitt seems to do it with aloof aplomb

I hope that prick wanders into his office one morning next week and sees another person at his desk doing his business. That’s how I hope Pruitt discovers his job is over.

Those... teeth, egad!

Highschool boys butthurt once again, film at 11.

hunter2

lol “regressive left”

umadbro¿

This might count as “people,” but the native accent makes me want to defenestrate myself every time I hear it.

My money’s on that black sheriff guy who wears that hideous ten-gallon hat

“Better to be silent and thought an idiot than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt”

What is “A Mall?” Does Amazon carry those?

How about instead of getting your army of lawyers to write a rebuttal on your misdoings, you maybe don’t do the misdoings in the first place and LEAVE YOUR WIFE AT HOME.

Hot take bruh

Multiple identities, one count of fraud? I’m no lawyer but that doesn’t make much sense to me

Where do I get in line to buy a ticket so I can punch this guy in the dick?

Jetpacks man, I want to know where in the hell is my portable jetpack!