Dude, I do love me some good tentacle porn!

Hot take bro

Galt’s Gulch, duh!

The smart ones go by Steven or Esteban.

This gif wins everything for today!

Eh, way too exhausted on Friday night after a work week to be anything close to fun, unless I’m properly boozed-up which isn’t really the best first-date material. On point about Sunday football though.

What’s the difference between a magician and a dead dog?

I have the non-Yoga (aka non-touchscreen) TP 11e and it makes a great Linux workstation.

I have the non-Yoga (aka non-touchscreen) TP 11e and it makes a great Linux workstation.

Oh I ain’t mad sweetie, have a blessed day!

Its a shame you have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon other than troll Giz properties.

You’re right, those womens’ lives are very precious and shouldn’t be ruined with pregnancy should they feel it that way.

I’ll listen to those unborn as soon as they start paying their fair share in taxes.

Next up: pillow barricades

If you think streamers prey upon the human condition you might want to recalibrate your bullshit detector. They’re trying to make an honest living and simply asking for donations.

Well fuck

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Does the stupid hurt?

Was thinking lacrosse or badminton myself, perhaps squash. 

Twelve. My soul is purchasable for twelve nuggets.

Just tell him its steam and carry-on as usual. Its not like he’s inspecting the inner workings of catapult systems (or would even know how to).