I’m pretty good with a bo staff

I agree these kids need punishment, and a stern realization that this shit will follow them throughout life. The noose kid deserves some serious justice here.

Really hoping a Congressional aide added to the bill something to the effect of...

Know what may ruin their lives? The notoriety from this case . A quick Google search of any of them will bring this to the front page. There goes many a job prospect.

“What they did was arguably offensive...”

Wow Liz, this is the hill you want to die on?

Wow, just amazing.

Velcro is like Jesus.

Its of my firm belief that life doesn’t begin until you are required to pay taxes.

Parodies love him, he knows all the best parodies!

Hey, gotta learn how to juice-up SOMETIME

“Feel the Bern!”

Must have missed the day armed occupation of federal property became legal.

The fact that you can take out a life insurance policy on someone else and name yourself as the beneficiary is pretty fucked-up, also the plot of more than one soap opera mid-seasoner.

It is a nice hoodie...

Rowing isn’t even a sport...

Verne is THE SHIT, not to mention the sexiest announcer in football.

Spaceballs is a “chore”?

And they never seemed to let a lack of gay characters stop them from playing Soul Calibur

gawker.wtf