Saasaaaaame ugh

Oh it was super Podunk you are spot on

Oh I haven’t any idea how universal it is. That was just how it went down dor me, only way to explain it! You are better off without this experience in your memory.

I interviewed with Theranos and told them no halfway through because the (non scientific) job they were talking about was not at allllll like what was advertised. So glad I did not get on board the more I read about the company.

Elementary school snake assemblies! Where they, you know, bring a bunch of snakes to look at. I remember there was one of those big yellow ones like in the Britney video. And I was consequently freaked out by the video.

Oh I forgot about the snake assemblies...we had one of those. Terrible.

I am realizing that I am a skin care outlier in that I love and abide by blue Sea Breeze. I must be conditioned to it by now a few decades after my mom handed me a bottle in the 4th grade because I am like YES LET ME FEEL THAT TINGLE.

Right?! I had a pot of that Jane stuff in bronze. Second favorite to some shiny lavender product Maybelline made. It came in a tube and also felt chilly. So bad.

NARS all day luminous powder foundation with spf24. I apply it dry for medium coverage, the box says you can wet the sponge for a more matte effect. It lasts allllll day, is glowy but not sparkly, lets my skin breathe, and I feel like my skin actually looks brighter on its own. It is expensive but lasts me about a…

Check out bare minerals - their “ready” palettes have a mix of matte and shimmer but even the shimmer ones are fine enough that I feel when blended my overall eye look reads as matte. I am using the “ready” “power neutrals” palette but they have several.

Yeah my husband was just like “I grew up in a house of women nothing bothers me, do you want the little pads or the big ones?”

I came here to say I agree, and I also appreciate your username/picture. Tiny MTM Jezebel avatars unite!

Better Than Sex gave me the big drama lashes but is a terrible flaker. Good to know about Tarte...maybe I should just give up and wear falsies!

I use one of the little loop tools and have not had any issues, I think as long as you are gentle you will be fine (seeing as you can scar your face by picking too hard at a spot with your hands anyway!) I wash my face in warm water and then use the tool - not every day. I figured out which ends fit best on diff parts…

Nars doesn’t test on animals and their all day powder foundation is amaaaaaazing and really lasts if you keep your hands off your face. Palladio eye shadows and lip crayons are great - very good pigmentation. Bare minerals neutrals eye palettes are also a nice animal friendly shadow option!

Yeah I trained my dogs / took them to non Milan style classes and while they aren’t perfect they listen to me and we are buddies. Which is what I would prefer over them being terrified of me.

Same here! So unfair. We had to wear all white outfits not longer than the robe, and white shoes - virginal much?! The dudes wore blue robes and whatever pants/shoes they damn well pleased.

I definitely see the point here. And it could indeed be true. However I eat them the same way (always have) and it is not any sort of compulsive feeling, rather, I like the PB inside a lot and just enjoy eating it by itself in one go at the end!

Not that I ever seek out solidarity with the Kardashians but FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO EATS A REESE’S CUP LIKE THIS.

They are black!