It should be Patrick Reed’s fault

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

She still had a better Ryder Cup than Mickelson.

I wanna know where this guy lives. I just wanna talk.

I agree it probably wont be with China and certainly not with his good buddies the Russians but Iran is looking likely. Theyre brown, theyre Muslim, theyre annoying the hell out of him.

♫♫ Stealing the Show, And Playin’ By The Rules ♫♫

I don’t know, man.  Seems like real magic to me. 

Is that like a slogan? America’s favorite destination? I may just be a Northern Yankee but I’ve never heard of anyone being pumped to go Raleigh, Durham, Charlotte or whatever else is included in your tri-city combo platter. Note that I am not from Hartford and fully agree that it sucks.

Passion of the Christ 2 looks fuckin’ lit.

Oh, it’s sketchy as fuck. 

Cunt With Bad Hair Threatens Media

At least it wasn’t Trump for once.

I thought he meant Adam & Eve the erotic clothing/dildo store which is an odd place to tell HS students to shop.

100% this. Thanks for saving me the time to type that all out. It’s much easier to recruit at a school like (see below), than some mayonnaise farm in Nebraska:

Lol. And I’m guessing you think that Nebraska is a year or two from turning it around. Hahahaha. Seriously what part of his comment isn’t true? Lincoln is a dump and Nebraska football hasn’t meant shit in almost 20 years so literally zero kids getting recruited these days have any memories of Nebraska being good.

A highly underrated joy about College Football this century has been watching Nebraska continually eat shit since firing Frank Solich.

The cold hard fact is that Nebraska is NEVER going to return to national prominence because of the modern demographics of college football.

Legit question: Does this mean that UCF was good enough to go undefeated last year in spite of Scott Frost? 

“I've seen him eat corn nibblets, but he scooped them!"

Words cannot express how happy I am that Mack is no longer playing in the AFC West. He has a nasty habit of making Broncos tackles his bitch...

truly, a land of confusion.