Was WKU’s coach mis-estimating his kicker’s range? Or just going for broke?

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

You have 17 years to craft a public statement and that’s what you come up with?

I was waiting for him to rip the mustache off and yell, “I’m Anthony Kiedis, and you just got Punk’d!!!!”

I, for one, can’t wait for him to get on Twitter/Facebook. The accessibility of social media is going to be a really cool thing for him to experience. So cool that he becomes addicted and crosses the street, while staring at his phone, and gets hit by a bus. 

Dolphins players rolling together is a tradition started by Ricky Williams.

“if you want to talk to me about how I drew you as a pickaninny, you are welcome to miss your team bus and drag your exhausted, injured body up to where I am am tweeting about you, otherwise I am clearly in the right”.

I like how racists think it’s people’s duty to talk to them about how they’re racist.

Meanwhile, Eli just finished his second bottle of glue.

As a Denver resident, these ads are EVERYWHERE. Running constantly during every live sporting event. There’s like 3-4 iterations of them. They’re so obviously bullshit that the second I watched the first one with it’s scary “BAD FOR THE ECONOMY” and dubious “ACTUALLY THIS IS GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT PLEASE DON’T LOOK…

“I drafted Paxton Lynch, so you can trust me with big decisions”

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

I’m not really interested in being lectured about fiscal responsibility by the guy who gave massive contracts to both Brock Osweiler and Case Keenum.

I did a trick the other day that no other human has EVER done.

Apparently it is still a trick no woman has done in competition. I clicked the link expecting to see her do the trick in competition. Not so much. Cool trick, tho. 

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

I’ve developed a term for the joy this brings me. I call it “Grudenfreude.”

Won’t *someone* think of the needs and feelings of the rich white people who attend golf tournaments with Republican congresspeople to commisserate about their shared horrible misfortune in life that someone they happened to share DNA with either did something heroic or got blown up in a desert they had no interest in…

If I could turn back time...

Really?