I bought some instant oatmeal with ‘50% Less Sugar”. It is way too fn sweet. Really disappointing, its like they mixed up the batch or something.

Did the Vegan House of red leather chairs?

LA Chargers Football Club??

Once you have seen one bicycle kick you have seen them all.

I know he was a Junior be he is definitely shorter than I would have thought. 

Lebron hired Jemele Hill? 

They grow on you. Like a goiter. 

Fuck him and Fuck the Dodgers

AA-DON!

Who cleans up all that mess? 

Huh, I always assumed Pawtucket was in Massachusetts.  

He looks better than John Wall.

Worst “Email of the week!” ever 

Poor kids hairline is already showing signs of weakness.

Like Roethlisberger grey ugly?

Handling it well? He appears stunned.

Talk about a brown cloud!

Yum, off to lunch!