The Nats will show Harper they don’t need him to be the pits!

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.

Richie Incognito: Hey Emmitt, my dad passed away this weekend. What should I do?

Why do you liberals always have to bring Trump into everything?

The Malik McDowell pick is a hilarious exercise in “when trading down goes wrong.” Here’s the timeline, I think:

Also, Cialis is a third thing, you should ask your doctor if Sia, Ciara or Cialis are right for you.

The rest of the Browns must be pissed knowing all you had to do was ask.

I thought it was pronounced Buh-LA-Kay

love hearing about a dad who gets this excited for a Daughter

at least he was willing to catch a fly ball in his hat for little Bobby.

this is the most irritating Irish/Yankee crossover since goddamn Paul O’Neill

Another glitch is John Fox coaching the 49ers.

Jesus, where did these two meet, twofirstnamesonly.com?

Don’t read too much into it. “Who/what/when/where?” is Eli’s thing

I think she played you hard man 

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My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

Perfect, he can spend the week as White House Press Secretary and Sarah Huckabee Sanders can squeeze in a last-minute trip with with the family before school starts. Everybody wins!

I initially missed the “empty” part when reading this, and thought that’s not a terrible way to prepare beans.

As a Browns fan, I have to disagree. We have 5 preseason victories since last August. We have 5 regular season wins since 2014. Fuck.