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So does the “69" at the end of your username.

Fun fact #1: being called out on one’s insecurity is a contributing factor to said insecurity. Fun fact #2: insecure people are FULLY AWARE of their insecurity.

Sorry, it’s Deadspin policy to ridicule anyone seeming to be in support of the Patriots until proven otherwise.

“One of the linebackers went MIA.”

But the truth is closer to “why the fuck does the rich New Yawkers have to pay for Alabama Diabeetus and Heart meds?”

I don’t want it gone. I want the corrupt system and current rendition of it to be taken down and fixed.

The real scandal here is who the fuck abbreviates “football” as FB? Especially after spelling it out TWICE in the same tweet (once w/ a capital F, mind you)

I’m contacting the Social Security Administration this afternoon to get the ball rolling on changing my daughter’s name to Ryu So Yeon and crossing my fingers.

Seeing as he has a Wells Fargo account, they probably took his house instead.

I wouldn’t even know if I’d been paid or not because I don’t really look.

I... I don’t even have “because they changed the colors of the logo” on my Fired Executive Bingo card.

Do those numbers only include actual architects?

Mother does not approve of your salty language, Drew.

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

Indeed...who’s to say Jackson wasn’t going to just keep circling the bases until the lead evaporated?! 

Baserunner was going full speed when the catcher jumped into his path at the last second. Was the runner supposed to spread eagle his arms rather than lower his shoulder and spread Eagle?

Bill keeps that team so loose with his open coaching style. Makes them feel like they are part of all the decisions. Just like a real family. (tear shed)

Man, even back then, nobody would high five Brady.

Relief is Arizona’s most glaring weakness