Much better to ingest and absorb the killer, competitive instinct of the bovine.

You are badly misreading what happened here. That’s just the universe telling you to take that fucking bucket off your head.

Yup, its “plainly prevent the fielder” not “prevent the fielder from plainly catching the ball”. Chris Mullen clearly reached into the field of play and plainly prevented the fielder from going for the catch

Fucking exactly! It’s all right there in front of our faces. For example change around the letters of ‘DEEP STATE’ a little bit and what do you find? Oh, interesting, you get several percent of the letters of ‘ASTROS FAN,’ just do the math. I’m just ASKING QUESTIONS here don’t make this about me.

Should have been denied entry in the first place for that haircut.

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

The other thing to note is that Bell got those yards with possibly the most dangerous three receiver set in the NFL while Gurley had to contend with...*Checks notes*...Cooper Kupp. A man, who I assume, is a converted coffeehouse mascot.

But we may have just hit the apex of stupid.

And someone please take me out of the greys if you want to see more delightful content like this!

This just in....MSU just straight up murdered a guy. Your move OSU.

Nice piece!

Starred for invoking the Oxford English Dictionary whilst using the terminology “filthy Yanks”

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

I only know dressage from the Romneys, and as with that family, Wallace’s patriarch was also a jackass.

First Lou Gehrig, and now Lou Kemia. What’s with all these incurable baseball diseases? 

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

I’ve been working one of those good-paying coal jobs that President Trump brought back and haven’t left the mine in a couple of months - does this mean Dortmund won the World Cup?

With all due respect, fuck Liberty.

Right? If only you could un-mail boxes full of dog shit. Or at the very least, let me forward it to this Chuck guy for having the nerve to point out my error.