The Padres would really surprise everyone if they made the playoffs

I enjoyed this and off alot

That’s because kids are bad rip leaders. You need to just shout it instead.

Listen, do you have an opinion on holding doors open or not?

A Police Lineup

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

Borrowed virtue is the best virtue; all the saber-rattling, none of the actual risk. It’s been a staple of the GOP faithful for years.

I mean, yeah, the service academies have been dominating the college football landscape for the last half century.

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Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

Your response should have been “Shit, I didn’t see the anti gay tweets and the Trayvon Martin Truther tweet, my bad, fuck this guy.”

The only appropriate time to call the cops during a pick-up basketball game is when the short white chucker keeps trying to take the rock coast-to-coast with abysmal results.

We’re gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Nema... Bjel... Nama... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

True story. I don’t think Papa John reads Deadspin, so I’ll share.

So there are many many layers to how shitty the Trump presidency. There’s the racism and misogyny and bigotry. There’s the damaging policies. There’s the straight up cruelty. There’s the incompetence. There’s the lies. There’s the constant attempts to undermine the institutions designed to stop the country from…

You try rounding the bases with a peg leg and an eye-patch and let’s see how fast you are.... sheesh.

His death really crashed their plans. The organization was really drunk on his potential. 

On Friday, Papa John’s announced that it would remove its founder’s signature rictus from its logo

Can we talk about how the coach of this team is noted warlock ‘Doyle Balthazar’? 

I didn’t know this was a thing, but I checked it out and there are eight teams with coaches and players. Some of them even have last names!