I did radio play-by-play for my college baseball team for 3 years. One of my first games was a rather blustery day, and around the 2nd inning a big gust swept away all my stat sheets, which apparently I mentioned on-air because my father (who by himself was about 20% of my audience) called me later that night and said …

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

Oooh, lookit mister fancy pants right here, with his candy coated “name brand” ibuprofen...

Why is Marchman still allowed in the chat? That’s the real question.

I salute you, Rand Paul’s Neighbor

Couple of tricks to get someone to move their car when it’s parked outside of your home everyday.

Gehrig is an interesting choice and hard to argue with for various reasons.

Is this the new way to announce a Senate bid?

I had to take a Xanax just to read past the headline. 

To be fair, Jay Larranaga looks like the kind of guy who wouldn’t be comfortable in a conversation about anything more complicated than socks. 

Buffalo Wild Wings. Now I do have an anti-BW’s bias. And I’ll keep rolling like that. If the biggest professional day of your life involves a Buffalo Wild Wings, there are major character concerns.

He should trust them. I don’t like the Lakers but they will spend money. They will do whatever is necessary to put the pieces around LeBron and otherwise keep him happy. Not even the Riley/Big-3 era Heat had the kind of flexibility, willingness to spend, or provide the kind of attraction to other players that the…

I’m sorry, I don’t speak pedophilia.

James was “enthralled” at the idea of partnering with Lakers president Magic Johnson, whom he feels he can relate to on a level he hasn’t been able to with previous executives.

“Lakers president Magic Johnson, whom [LeBron] feels he can relate to on a level he hasn’t been able to with previous executives.”

ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne also reported that when LeBron and Magic met on Saturday night, Magic came out of the meeting with the star’s trust in hand:

The helpful and informed man at the bar the other day advised me that, in fact, all soccer players are gay.

Nice caboose on Bonnie.

A racist and a liar and a Supreme Court nominee.

It really is a shame, because I think Ireland is a country that could really embrace the game. What they need is an authentic Irish voice to really act as the voice of basketball, a native son like Shaquille O’Neal