You also need to calculate how much money you’ll waste paying interest over the life of the mortgage. This depends greatly on the interest rate you can get, the lower the rate, the less savings you’ll get.

We can’t possibly know if he would die on the sun or not.  Let’s just see.

That is a normal racist soccer fan gesture. Move on, find a new slant.

Gawker — ask me again to turn off AdBlocker when obvious troll is in the black.

Also debatable. 

1 million per chin seems fair

Civility benefits the oppressor, not the oppressed. And in America, those are the two sides - there’s no middle there. Either you are wholeheartedly endorsing state sanctioned kidnapping at the border or you absolutely against it...if there are truly people in America who are not educated enough in the particulars to…

If someone doesn’t have an actual position by now on whether the stuff Trump’s been doing as president is ok or not, I’m sorry, but they’re part of a bunch of morons. Is it helpful to say that? Maybe not, but then what is helpful? If someone just chooses to go through their entire life utterly oblivious to current…

Civility isn’t for losers.

That’s what I clicked for. I want my click back.

I always tell my meth dealer that it’s for neck pain. He doesn’t care, but I pride myself on honesty.

Chef: MY MOM

Sure, Babe Ruth is the GOAT. The fat guy who played against all white dudes. He sure was the greatest.

“Did football kill Tyler? I don’t think so,” his mother told Sports Illustrated. “Did he get CTE from football? Probably. Was that the only thing that contributed to his death? I don’t know.”

By way of contrast, even a XXXL can’t cover Brian Windhorst.

Just a guess to what he could have possibly said..

Did Hitler try to eliminate an entire group of people from the earth?  Sure.  Did the Eagle’s Nest have an absolute bitchin view tho?  You’re goddamn right it did!

You’re a fucking idiot.

The only thing I have to say is that I don’t hear this tut-tuting about people standing outside abortion clinics calling every person coming and going sinners and worse. Which in every way is way more harmful and evil than shouting at Nielsen or Sanders attempting to eat at a restaurant.