“Paid for by the committee to elect this fuckin guy or Steve O”

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

“WELL WELL WELL!”

So he’s known him for like 3 years?

this is why you have a poc in the room when you name your horses:

Police are lazy welfare queens. The most dangerous public job is trash collection. Too bad they forgot to pick you up off the curb this week.

I’m sure Trump learned of an outspoken proud black Muslim man and just assumed he had a criminal record.

Counterpoint: He should’ve been a first-ballot unanimous selection and is righteously petty about it.

if you tell your wife confidential information about a health screen for a pro basketball player and she anonymously posts it on twitter, you get fired.

Me. I’m the MVP for putting up with the coverage of this garbage ass series.

Like, how are you going to with a straight face talk about Durant carrying his team, when Lebron is famous for doing it with his team? The Warriors needed Durant in this game. Cleveland needs Lebron just to get to the playoffs.

I bet his middle name is Ass

The same reason you carry a gun to WalMart. Because it makes you hard.

“The intolerance of the LGBTQ ideology toward any alternative views is mind-blowing.”

how many times are we going to do this dance?

One of my favorite votes I’ve ever cast! Fuck this guy.

Label this shit NSFW so I don’t have to explain to everyone why I’m crying at my desk. Great story.

What a spineless, silver spooned, bone spurred messy little bitch.

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

Look, Zach, the only way Fox is going to represent your religious expression is if you’re standing at full attention on the football field, refusing to give a gay fan a cake.