LeBron’s head is looking like a picture from a World Wildlife Fun pamphlet illustrating the devastating effects of deforestation.

Given the level of incompetence here, I’m surprised they didn’t retroactively call defensive three seconds on LeBron because he was standing there for so long in the slow motion replay.

Everyone wants to blame this on J.R., but they’re forgetting about the Cav who took a poor defensive risk at the end of Q2, leaving Curry open for the 30 foot 3 pointer that he buried at the buzzer... Oh wait... that was J.R. too? never mind...

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

Super pissed that when I googled JR Smith’s Enormous Boner it brought me to this site.

There’s no doubt that this season is LeBron’s greatest achievement. The problem with heroically dragging a pile of garbage to the Finals is that then you’re in the Finals with a pile of garbage.

I’m just not that into Dan McQuade.

Christiano called... He said he’s better.

like she’s doing now by going on the grift-o-matic that is 700 Club.

I imagine her giving the “Y’know, the Jews had pieces of flair” speech from Office Space with absolute seriousness.

I know right? It makes you bang your head against the desk to see it.

Just saying. If someone else wants to fly with my kid BE MY GUEST.

‘Allo. My name is Nigel Knoxville, we’re in Gloucestershire. Welcome to Jackarse.  

Pants DJ sounds like one of those shitty ideas that gets a million dollars on Shark Tank.

i’ll be happy to let you zipper merge, as soon as you use your fucking turn signal.

So Colton dated Aly Raisman and declares he’s still “waiting for the right person”?... That was the right one.

Mr. Ketchup and Mustard on the left made me long for Sandy Lyle.

Dan D’Antoni

“Oh man, thanks for the call. This is great news, but I just got home and I haven’t seen my family in awhile... oh Tomic? I’ll be right there!”

If Trump shows up and they lynch him, then we can talk about absolution.