god that hurts. take your fucking star.

Everyone has suddenly gotten really uppity about the quality of basketball around here. This game is fine. Quite good, actually.

Respect for the flag. What a load of garbage. The American flag isn’t supposed to be displayed flat or horizontally, unless it’s on a football field. It’s not supposed to be used to sell products unless it’s on a beer can. The military pays the NFL to “support the troops”. Patriotism my ass.

Presumably some teams, like the Cowboys, will be instituting team policies that not only prohibit kneeling but pass the team fine onto the team fining the player to recover their money from behavior the team’s explicitly prohibiting. Chris Johnson is sending a signal to his players that he won’t be doing something…

I know I’m putting forth a lot of assumption here, but I think that he’s saying he’d pay and there would be no backlash on the players, as opposed to someone like Jerry Jones, who said any player that kneels on his team will be suspended (note that he said this the week after he and his team made a big production out…

“For the last time, Mark, the meeting is not at PF Changs!”
“Yeah, I’m at PF Chang’s now. Where are you guys?”
“Fuck it, you abstain.”
“Not from this amazing Chang Sauce, I don’t!”
*Holds up hand for high five*
*Waitress pretends she doesn’t see him*

That kid needs to learn to be a quitter. You won’t get anywhere in life if you don’t learn to say “Not just no, but fuck no.”

AI’s head just exploded.

That’s not fair. If they don’t want to be tased in public, they can go to the locker room to be tased.

Hopefully Richie racked that dumbbell afterwards, I don’t want to think he’s an asshole or anything.

I’m not sure if you are talking about Great Danes, horses, or children but I’m hoping for an unexpected combination.

Always wrangling truthers.

The NFL is so concerned with the product on the field, that they’re considering penalizing teams for things that happen before the game even begins.

They should clear the field of football personnel during games too, thus further preventing FedEx field from taking a knee.

Frontier has responded to the incident by adding an up-charge option for seats outside of open-urination rows for all future flights.

I haven’t seen such a labored yet appropriate use of Japanese history to make a comparison since the Yankees pitching career of Hideki Irabu was compared to the tumultuous Sengoku period in the aftermath of the Onin War.

I haven’t seen the Japanese cut off at the knees so belatedly since the Bank of Japan overreacted by raising inter-bank lending rates as a result of the speculative asset price bubble, which of course lead to the dreaded Lost Decade (Later revised to the Lost Score, as the condition persisted into the initial decade…

Uhhhh, do me a favor bud. Reach your arms up above your head, and then measure the distance from the top of your head to the middle of your palm (where you’d be palming a basketball). Does that measure 3 feet? If so, holy shit you are a freak of nature.

Brandon with the eggs (the first one, I mean), you just got clowned.

“There’s going to be a video that is going to come out soon, in the next couple of weeks, involving the department. And I’m going to be honest with you: We’re going to need your support during the challenges,” Assistant Police Chief Michael Brunson said at a Milwaukee church on Sunday.