I would go to Soccer and point out how Zlatan’s dope slap victim recoiled like JFK, whereas this guy made the tackle.

These companies are taking “chains” much too literally.

I’m putting gas in my car right now, to go down there and punch him.

It’s even worse where I live now, in North Carolina – people are obsessed with hanging runner-up flags from 153 years ago

You’re better at it than I:

Wait, is Ennis being considered for a job at Dead spin?

Haha, you’re a novice at being gored by bulls for fun! What a loser.

So how many fewer Trump 2020 voters does that make? Plus, you have fireworks season coming up! That’ll eradicate at least another 2 dozen or so.

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

At Coor’s Field you can go to “Biker Jim’s.” It’s $7.50 for an Elk jalapeno cheddar dog. Biker Jim’s has been featured on Food Network and what-not. I’d pay $7.50 for that while attending a ball game, but there’s no way I’d pay damn near $5.50 for a plain hot dog.

I can get an 8 pack of hot dogs at Kroger for 2.50, boil them all for a week’s worth of provisions, and then let the hotdog water ferment for a couplefew months and end up with a potent and tasty beverage just in time for October baseball. All I’m sayin’ is if you’re spending good money’ for your hot dog liquor,…

1. Stand by and watch Americans fuck themselves.

I’m more offended by Trinidad and Tobago’s case study in fucking Americans.

I feel like the Kings will take a flyer on the 4-armed phenom out of Chernobyl H.S.

I’m not saying we should eat the rich, but I bet this guy is well marbled.

If you have all the draft picks, the other teams will eventually grow old and die. You have to think long-term, sheeple.

fuck off! You obviously haven’t had my grandma’s ChicKenmore Parmolive

Is that the photo of the harasser? Isn’t she a little old for campus housing?

young dolph needs to come out with a new song called ‘get severance pay, young nigga’

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,…