where are the enginerds when you need them

On a grade crossing like that he must have had a lot of ludicrous speed.

and pickles (see AvE)

Geez, hold a grudge much? You haven’t kicked the tires on the company in three decades?

Funding SECured.

Yesterday, I read that Trump and the US were stupid because they hadn’t worked out a deal with Mexico AND Canada. Now, the reality sets in that a deal is imminent... great reversal there guys.

I’m excited to finally be able to get a vehicle that is neither a car nor a truck.

I’ve been in the market for neither a car, nor a truck. This is fantastic!

You didn’t like him enough to learn how to spell his first name.... sayin’

I think Jeremy Mayfield retired for the opposite reason. Getting high outweighed the amount of time he was low.

Torque

Ah, that’s because you were doing it wrong.

I’ve never known anyone to defend Brian. He has been a jerk since the day he was put in charge.

Yes, Nascar is dying, and I’m okay with that. Because I hope it means local tracks will get more interest.

Alanis, I want to apologize. This has to be the worst comment section I’ve ever read on Jalopnik.

The only take I hate more it ‘Nascar needs more road courses.’ Stop it. You aren’t watching those races. Nobody tunes in only for the road courses. Stay in your lane, watch the type of racing you like, leave me alone.

A 2017 Lexus at that. C’mon man, get a new ride already.

I bet he surrendered immediately, him being France and all.

*cleaning off the tires

Ahh, so that’s how he makes it through watching Nascar races.