You typically can get $10,000 off MSRP on most full size trucks due to incentives. You need to hit about $45,000 out the door to get one with leather and most of the “luxury stuff you want”.

Elon reportedly forced the Tesla board to pull out

I will always have a soft spot for the 1.8t GLI

Close on this one. If I had the time, money, and patience, then this would be a consideration.

This is actually great. The only way we’re ever going to get the Kars for Kids jingle to die is if radio stations understand that we change the station IMMEDIATELY upon hearing it.

And all the Camaro owners listened to “Free Bird"... Yeah!

Kraut, Swede, to-may-to, to-mah-to

The driver on the bus is COOL COOL COOL!!...... unless it’s my kid as a passenger

My man, give Phillip his due, he knows the fertility process. 

Do you have her number?  Asking for a friend.

I shit in my pants alot.

You don’t travel that much do you?

ArmorAll addiction? That’s a tough one...

Not all who Wanderer are Horch.

Can’t believe Audi is Horch-ing out the name. 

You can’t sell a pile of ash.

You take that back! I earned my VP title through pithy remarks during meetings I wasn’t really paying attention to! I synergized the shit out of that vertical integration! I threw away the damn box! I only run on value added processes! Take it, god damn back!

Too soon

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