Usually, all the garbage is dropped off in NJ. 

Well, not on this day they weren’t.

I never disliked Daniel, but he won me over as a fan this year. Some of the passes he has made have been unbelievably precise and ballsy. I hope this move works out for him.

Gran Turismo fans agree.

Now, if they could just get rid of Grosjean. I mean, that guy gets worse every race.

Corn rows on the front row

Too bad Miata’s are chick cars, amirite?

Merc managed to make the A7 even uglier. Fight me.

I can do a pretty good motor boat.

I was thinking Cayenee Turbo, but this made me change my mind.

Maybe the image is supposed to be squished, but the interior looks narrow to me. And yes, sphincter.

Not really a trick you can pull more than once either, but it would certainly be fun.

You may not care about the comparison, but I bet you didn’t call Dems cult members when Chris Matthews talked about tingling sensations going up and down his leg.

Who wants to go on record betting the tariff drives short-term car sales (get your car now before the price jumps), then the tariff is revoked within six months (then it’s get your car now that the price is low)?

The only Mekur I want is the one previously owned by Jim Rome.

You need to buy that domain now.

When you have a gas engine as a power generator for your batteries

I blame Leroy Jenkins

The Mel Brooks episode was the funniest, yet most awkward story. Those guys still have the jokes, but something is odd about eating dinner together every night. I barely want to do that with my family.

Let me be the first to say, ‘who?’