I would like to sign up for ‘tit-for-tat’ duties.

Issues are like tattoos, it matters where they are and what they’re about before you can determine the hotness. 

I see what you did there

No one in 35 years has cared. Where is James May when we need him?

We believe the only plausible outcome of this investigation...

Gonna be a ‘telecommute’ kind of day

Project Codename: Beaver

Something, something, picked up a wife at a whorehouse too

What’s a CD and how does it fit into my iPhone?

You better not put aluminum in the bed of that truck! This is America!

That’s what we in the business call, ‘suckers’

I think I just got a big tent...

that would be the joke

I literally could care less.

2nd gear:

I get all my facts from Greg Warner’s experience with Miata’s. 

I had a friend from Russia who took a loaf of Wonder bread back home to his friends. He said, everything in the US is more flavorful. Then he made some joke about, ‘in Soviet Russia, sandwich makes you.’

I beg to differ.

HD ‘the cut and run motorcycle maker’

I would have paid attention if Honda gave a class at my school. Sayin’.