It definitely wasn’t an innuendo...

Ford Taurus wagon and spend the rest on therapy

‘What?!’

Pissed off weed-whacker

1st Gear: Ahh, so it’s all the posers who have the money for new cars right now. Got it.

It’s not like he can say, ‘it’ll be ho-hum, just like the others.’

“I didn’t exhale.”

So, it’s a Ford GT. Got it.

3rd Gear: How much longer do we have to read about the anger stage of grief regarding SUVs and cars? Nothing lasts forever, no matter how much you complain.

No joke. She’s smokin’ hot in those pictures.

Kristen, not to be weird, but you’re kind of a smoke show in this video. Just sayin’.

The motto for the front end is ‘add more plastic’

They went from straight up copying the Audi Q5 to straight up copying the Toyota Highlander for the Outlander. Not a good trend.

At least I get a free car wash out of the recall

Why swerve when you can kill dinner?

I’m kind of getting Stockholm syndrome with the spindle. I’m coming to accept that my only way out is to love it, until the SWAT team shoots them all.

Was your ex “Bird” from the Toucher and Rich show? He played football at Everett.

I had to bite my lip to stop laughing at ‘half drunk Elmo’

I think we can all agree, going no doors is what saves Jeep. Nothing cooler than dangling your Birkenstocks out the side of a Wrangler.

DeMuro’s Aston has taken an even sharper turn for the worse.