There seems to be a bet on how Ford will meet the emissions standards over the next several years. I would guess this means more electric cars are certain to get the fleet average high enough.

This is how I’m going to order my ice cream from now on. What could go wrong?

I started to Google ‘porch pirates,’ but I was afraid of what results I might get on my work computer.

I can’t wait for Richard Hammond to flip one of those buses!

No, but the salesman was kind of chubby.

I would totally drive FK around, while she called me by the wrong name and took conference calls all day.

It’s going to be hard to get more than three hookers in that back seat, but I guess I’m up to the task.

1st Gear:

Okay, so nobody. Got it.

Not to be a jerk, but does anybody care about Nurburgring lap times?

The Type R looks like utter crap next to that Si.

An even uglier Focus RS

Ha! “Winga dinga” might end up in one of my work emails today, thanks.

Kristen, for what it’s worth, you looked unbelievably hot in this video, and you had the right answer.

No. People don’t watch those races. End of story.

Pretty easy to cheat this one. Wouldn’t someone from the team have a relative show up to the parking lot with a particular car?

Oh, yeah. This is a thing. Huh.

They need another shift just to adjust the panel gaps.

I’m glad to see people who don’t watch Nascar are very good at coming up with ideas on how to change Nascar. And by good, I mean garbage.

Dude.