GOOD.

Frankly, we’ll be the world leader in deaths, secondary fatalities, personal bankruptcies, economic destruction, and long term recession due to our incredibly fucked up healthcare system and this joke of an administration.

This morning, European Central Bank President Christine LaGarde gave an address and press conference to explain the Euro Zone response to the current crisis. She was superb, as always: measured, informed, presenting practical solutions, and imparting a sense of calm to anyone listening (at least that ship’s tiller is…

Nice try.  He’s been let go from the root. Now, back under your bridge....go on now...

Typical of white people born with a silver spoon, their codenames for elicit drugs are so damn obvious you’d think you were talking to the high school narc.

Trump was caught on a hot mic before giving his apathetic monologue where he can be heard dropping the presidential “F-bomb” and asking for “white stuff.

Trump supporters lack a functioning shame gland, are deficient in moral fiber, and cannot cognitively examine themselves from outside perspectives.

The operative part of that is “does Trump think”. I submit that the answer to that is a loud NO. He only reacts, there’s no coherency or logic in play. What more do you expect from a Twit?

(Because there are Trump resorts in the UK)

Everyone who voted for this idiot needs to slink off in shame and never vote again. You clearly cannot be trusted with any important decision ever.

DOOM 64 holds up though. Unlike the titles you’ve referenced. Hell, all the old DOOM games are still a pretty damn fine time, pun intended. 

Because DOOM fans love and have been waiting for a proper re-release for decades now? 

What if no one actually wants to reorient their phone partway through a story?

I also feel like Donnie Jr. would also be that guy who would say, “I said I’d release mine if he released his 100%. He didn’t include his home address or social security number, so he didn’t follow the rules. I’m not releasing ANYTHING”

“If we do it both, 100%,” Don Jr. said. “Let’s talk about who profited off of whose public service. Happy to do it. Let’s make it happen.”

Hunter Biden is the AJ Soprano to Trump’s Joffrey

I’m starting to believe Hunter Biden doesn’t even exist. Like, have we even seen him? I think they just made him up 

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but Biden doesn’t get off on killing animals, especially endangered ones. For that alone, he’s worlds better than Jr.

Hunter Biden has some serious issues (I’m guessing living in Beau’s shadow didn’t help) but I don’t think he’s ever been responsible for running a sham charity that literally donated nothing to anyone but the Trumps. I wouldn’t want to spend time with either of them, but it takes a special kind of skeezy to make…

Can’t they just have a duel instead? At least that would accomplish something.