Thank you. And a salute to all the professionally excellent women spies we’ll never hear about. Our ignorance is their legacy.

It’s plenty different, in that it is way more boring and worse.

ALL the flowers that you planted in the back yarrrrrrrrd!

Good gravy.

She would have produced a single desiccated Rabbit pellet, not unlike a neolithic raison methinks.

Second breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.

*gently rubs spare tire, thinks about grabbing a latte and a pastry for second breakfast*

Can we talk about this chick’s bio?

free range wedding???

She forgot the most important ingredient of all. Cocaine. Seriously, she’s like Gwenyth Paltrow on steroids. Organic, free range, fair trade steroids.

Wow, a Boxing Helena reference.

“Asking 4 It" doesn't neccesary have to have a cringe worthy connotation unless it’s the title of the worse Prince song ever.

Is that “Make Me Like You” like in SWF way or in a Boxing Helena way?

I’m reading this as I scarf down jalapeño-flavored potato chips. I'm wearing sweatpants, a sweatshirt, and socks that used to be white four years ago. I'm not living romantically, am I?

“If you want to create a mid price point jewelry collection in which the pieces look like butts, do it. Butts are timeless.”

God, I fucking wish we had control of our own thermostats in our department. The university maintenance crew sets the temperature for the whole building: from October 15th to April 1st, they turn the heat on at the beginning of the week, then turn it off at the end. So Monday morning, it’s like the ice planet Hoth in…

Yes, it is essentially the captivity of the drawer that they resent.

You guys, I have been laughing at this ALL DAY LONG.

Amazing, you’ve performed the first step of Kundalini meditation successfully! Keep it up!

You guys she lost one of her avocado nipples. Everyone stop doing everything and help her find it.