It bums me out that you pass judgment on candy-pants’ reaction to the conceited knob’s self-rating. we need to stop invalidating other people’s emotional reactions to minor news items.

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an important truth, seriously

brandi was great. like a few others, too good for gawker media?

second breakfast is amazeballs.

and which you still literally cringe when one of your parents walks around the house singing to him- or herself. True story: traumatised by “Cream.”

my thoughts exactly. what’s next, peter greenaway references?

it’s true, so many people have butts.

are you scarfing them down dreamily, dangerously, and somewhat distantly?

dare to change

I like the cut of your jib.

how do you make your dumplings? this is a source of consistent failure for me, and I’m a good home cook.

form of - a bucket of bullshit!

word to preparing potions as a kid

how to explain to the kids why i’m laughing out loud

schwartz

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A sock drawer is a population of more or less closely related species whose members may or may not be able to interbreed but all offspring, such as they are, are sterile.

Your shirts breed? Mine rip holes in each other and practice riding up.