I’m just impressed you got an email from someone named Alistair.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

This is true, speaking as a straight man. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing with clothes. (I try really hard, read about menswear trends to look for help. It just doesn’t click.) I buy a lot of stuff to compensate for that, to give me multiple choices. And I don’t pay attention much to price because I’m more…

1. have resting bitch face

It was like reading a Sarah Palin transcript.

Everyone thinks it will be fun, then they end up spending 85% of their time standing in line in the sun while their kids nap/scream.

Yeah, I get that it’s part of the joke, and it might have worked, had it actually been, you know, funny. Humour is not the Jezebel staff’s forte, especially now that Mark is gone.

Woke bae doesn’t bother me, but the inability to take criticism does. Blechhhh

Nowhere near anyone who buys this.

So where do you put your vagina?

About Grease? I complain that the musical exists in the first place, but that’s just me.

Quite honestly, regardless of how it’s supposed to be used, most of them time the act of “graying” is punitive as the poster either disagreed with the author, or pointed out some error - or because the author just plain ol’ doesn’t like that person. Being “in the black” is basically being cool and popular ‘round these…

YES, THANK YOU.

Since folks are being put back into the greys, can I get one of their spots? #baewatch

Yeah, god forbid you ever question an editorial decision they make. They cast you away like a porn gif troll.

I suspect Kara’s the reason I’m grey, too. Frankly, I’m ready to fully decamp to Gawker.

I wish I could star this more.

Whaaaat? Logan was clearly the actual worst, with Tristan a close second. Was never that big a fan of Jess, though he did pull it together in the end.

I was so adamant about not body shaming, and celebrating our natural processes. Pooping is great! Isn’t it great that our bodies are these efficient machines that can take care of waste? Yay, bodies!

Fuck everyone else, I am so goddamn stoked for gilmore girls. SO STOCKED.