Oppo right now:

Jalopnik was better before Gawker bought it.

WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS IS THAT. 

Because the State of New York decided to issue their documents as they see fit.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

It’s a joke, ya goober!

I'm sending you thoughts and prayers, you sad little cum-filled tube sock.

Sweet Fancy Jesus, that was some ugly mathing right there

Is nobody going to comment that this car is clearly NOT supercharged? It’s decorative, and apparently the car also now no longer has A/C as the A/C pulley has been re-purposed to “drive” the fake supercharger.

About the time your dick completely obscures both hands?

Whoever was the guy in the background I could hear during a bit of helicopter footage half way through going “neeeooow” as the cars went through shot.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

*types in halo comment*

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

fast forward to...

Here, let me help you out.

This Hemholz effect may possibly be mitigated by the addition of a low pressure disturbance behind the window opening. I suggest a small dent in the passenger side rear bumper. 

28 here, I have a mother fucking Lego set to build, so this guy!

Long time ago me and my brother Porsche here,
We was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon.
In the middle of the road.
And he said:
“Build the best car in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.”

Down with horsepower. Up with weight.