People who survived tend to have survived.

The paint turns a rust color. Bad news is Davids house is under massive chemical attack.

Nobody delete the two repeated versions of this comment because it’s just too perfect that Kinja fucked up at this exact moment...

“Following the success of the new Eclipse, we’ll be renaming the Chrysler Pacifica as the Dodge Viper.”

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

Look, nobody panic. As mentioned above this represents an “unlikely sequence of events,”.

Prediction: People will still complain about balance changes in Blizzard animated films

Loghitech G502. https://www.reddit.com/r/G502MasterRace/

Loghitech G502. https://www.reddit.com/r/G502MasterRace/

Logitech G502 Proteus Core (or Spectrum, for people like me who’ve gotta have purple :3)

Logitech G502 Proteus Core (or Spectrum, for people like me who’ve gotta have purple :3)

Logitech G602. Still the best all-around mouse ever.

Logitech G602. Still the best all-around mouse ever.

you get switchgear out of an F150 ?

Do you people really think we engineered a defeat device? Keep in mind we can hardly keep our interior trim from falling off once the car is over two years old.

“Still, it turns out they’re a great portal conductor. So now we’re gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man’s bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. [coughs] Let’s all stay positive and do some science. That said, I would really appreciate…

“All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that’s not part of the test. That’s asbestos.”

“The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought ‘em anyway. Ground ‘em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison! I am deathly ill…”

Son, we live in a world that has video formatting, and that formatting has to be guarded by men with comments. Who’s gonna do it? You?

Perhaps we could park this on the border with Mexico. There’s 100' of the trump wall. Bonus, it pretty much sums him up as a person; a warped image of wealth, power and glamour, but ultimately useless.