“Now do you see why you boys aren’t ready for a puppy? It isn’t like a conference final; you have to take care of it yourselves every day.”

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Bitch, I write about real cars every goddamn day! I wrote four other articles about cars and car-related things the same day I wrote this. And the weird obsession isn’t with the crazy group; it’s because of my crazy eyeball/headlight fixation. That’s the root of it all. And not being breast-fed.

david, you are my favorite person in the whole world, Bill Caswell is preaching straight truth to you here, listen to him :) The Boom you heard was explosive compression leaving your engine through an open valve instead of producing power

Because there’s enough friction to bind it up or the part of the key bound it up after it rotated a little bit. Im pretty sure this is what happened. Your intake valves appear to open a ways after the piston is down in the hole. I bet its off. Set crank to TDC(not the pulley) and see what the cam and valves look like.…

Are you sure the cam timing is correct? I would bet that a key has sheared on the cam or crank.

SMAL ACCDIENT NO FARME DAMAGE AIRBAGS DID NTO DEPLOY NO CURSES NO HAND BITS ON WHEEL NO LOWBALLERS I KNOW WAT I HAVE

“I DON’T DO FUNERALS UNLESS THEY CLOSE!”

Me too! This whole article I’ve been like, “How did I miss the big fake dick?!?!”

I watched this episode Sunday night and honestly did not even notice the dick out. It was such an intense scene and I think I was more focused on the faces.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

I look forward to your “revolution”. To say that I have had enough of Bernie Bros and their bullshit is an understatement. Instead of voting for someone who had shown repeatedly during the campaign that she was open to new ideas and would do her best to implement them, you chose your magical unicorn, and the rest of…

It’s really simple when you consider the habitat in which it was found. Walmart parking lots are a unique ecological niche commonly inhabited by the American Redneck. An observed behavior of the Redneck is tossing random shit into their preferred conveyance, the pickup. There are, by my estimate, at least dozens of…

Check out One False Move - an underrated movie, exceptional actor.

If he wanted to freeze The Oregonian out with widespread support, everybody in the state knows he should’ve blamed John Canzano.

The Slow and the Cautious: Truckee Drift

I used to work security at concerts while in college back in the mid 90's, which was odd considering I’m not a big guy. It was me, my even smaller brother, and a few dozen huge fucking guys who played football at SU.

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”